“You know what the problem is with this world? Shingles. Not the painful skin condition. Roof Shingles. They’re ugly. Nothing but gray and brown slabs. You have an opportunity with a roof. You have a veritable canvas. You could have the Sistine Chapel of roofs, the Mona Lisa of roofs, but no, you have shingle, shingle, shingle. One after another in rows. A waste of space. You could even put a message on your roof. Not an advertisement, we have plenty of those. Something educational. A public service message. Come on, is it too much to ask for a little creativity around here?”

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