Cody: To ramp up the excitement, we can use that music they used in Apocalypse Now.
Dylan: What did they use?
Cody: I don’t know what it’s called. Look it up.
(Dylan looks on YouTube.)
Cody: That one. Ride of the Valkyries.
(They listen.)
Dylan: Oh yeah. That’s that Toyota-ho music.
Cody: They don’t say Toyota-ho in the Apocolypse Now version.
Dylan: Of course not. They’re flying helicopters. Can’t sing about cars when you’re flying helicopters. But we can use it for our video because we’re in a car.
Cody: Not a Toyota.
Dylan: Yeah, but we could be looking for a Toyota. Thus the Toyota-ho. It’s like land-ho. They’re not on the land yet, so they say land-ho. We haven’t found the Toyota yet, so we say Toyota-ho. Catch me?
Cody: Oh frack. If we use Toyota-ho, Amber’s going to think we’re calling her a ho.
Dylan: You’re right. We can’t piss her off or she’ll dis us when this goes viral. Let’s use that one from Lord of the Rings and Star Wars.
(Dylan looks on YouTube)
Dylan: O Fortuna.
(They listen)
Cody: That’s good. You can’t understand a word of it.
Dylan: Works for me.

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