- “Research” stuff on the Internet.
- Clean your cat’s teeth.
- Write lists.
- Inspect your rug for hidden dirt.
- Wait a minute, writing lists is writing.
- It’s not real writing.
- Polish your door hinges.
- Become an expert on something.
- Yes it is.
- There’s no Pulitzer Prize for writing lists.
- Interview people on the street about their sock length.
- Compare the strength of two different paper towels.
- Fashion an attachment for your vacuum cleaner to suck the hidden dirt from the rug.
- Write mashup words like bromance and sharktopus.
- That’s writing too.
- Whatever.