• “Research” stuff on the Internet.
  • Clean your cat’s teeth.
  • Write lists.
  • Inspect your rug for hidden dirt.
  • Wait a minute, writing lists is writing.
  • It’s not real writing.
  • Polish your door hinges.
  • Become an expert on something.
  • Yes it is.
  • There’s no Pulitzer Prize for writing lists.
  • Interview people on the street about their sock length.
  • Compare the strength of two different paper towels.
  • Fashion an attachment for your vacuum cleaner to suck the hidden dirt from the rug.
  • Write mashup words like bromance and sharktopus.
  • That’s writing too.
  • Whatever.

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