I know, I know, I’m jaded. You don’t get to be my age without saying been there, done that, watched this, ate that. I mean, how many times can you get on a bus and…see here’s the thing. I can see everything I want online. Without getting on a hot, crowded bus, without spending an arm and a leg for an airline ticket that somebody else got for half the price I paid for it. Without having to scrunch myself up into an airline seat, without mosquitoes, without getting lost in the bad part of town.
Everything is online. And if it isn’t, I don’t need it.