“I’m not here for myself. My friend Cody is too shy to be here, so I’m representing him. This is his picture. His face isn’t dirty, he just needed a shave. He’s a pedometer tester, so he walks a lot, more than a postal worker even, and so he’s in great shape. He’s looking for somebody who doesn’t smoke, that’s really his only thing. I caught him watching Sleepless in Seattle the other day, so if you want a guy who would watch the occasional chick flick with you, he’s your man. He’s nervous on the first date, but after that he’s perfectly normal. He’s got a fossil collection, but they’re, like, small fossils. He doesn’t have a t-rex skeleton in his living room, but between you and me, I wish he did, because that would be really cool.”

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