1. They are victims of their own chemistry.
  2. It’s a Russian (or terrorist, etc.) plot.
  3. Because they are fools: definition, uneducated about falling in love. Education programs complete with PowerPoint and handouts will be required to reverse the syndrome.
  4. The people they fall in love with have used their masculine/feminine wiles to great effect.
  5. Clumsy.
  6. They have not found the right hobby.
  7. They have been struck by the love bug, or bugus lovelicus, and antibiotics are not effective.
  8. Trick question. There is no such thing as love. There is only long-term infatuation.
  9. Just unlucky, I guess.
  10. Just lucky, I guess.

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