1. You’re dying to stir up some controversy.
  2. If you don’t do it, somebody else will.
  3. You’ve got to prep those kitties for their trip to Mars.
  4. You’ll never know whether they like it or not if you don’t actually try it.
  5. To learn dexterity.
  6. Your medical student friend needs suture practice.
  7. It’s important to juggle them before they juggle you.
  8. It’s easier than yak juggling, less smelly than skunk juggling, and has more panache than hamster juggling.
  9. You’re hoping to cause a feline-omenon.
  10. You’re procrastinating cleaning the litter box.
  11. You’re almost certain you will not be a cat in the next life.

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