- You’re dying to stir up some controversy.
- If you don’t do it, somebody else will.
- You’ve got to prep those kitties for their trip to Mars.
- You’ll never know whether they like it or not if you don’t actually try it.
- To learn dexterity.
- Your medical student friend needs suture practice.
- It’s important to juggle them before they juggle you.
- It’s easier than yak juggling, less smelly than skunk juggling, and has more panache than hamster juggling.
- You’re hoping to cause a feline-omenon.
- You’re procrastinating cleaning the litter box.
- You’re almost certain you will not be a cat in the next life.