1. You’ve got to get ahead so you don’t always have to eat lunch at your desk.
  2. You’d have to walk by the mean receptionist to get out the door.
  3. It’s raining and your Maine “old salt” fisherman’s outfit is nowhere to be found.
  4. It’s snowing and the snow shoes on your cubicle wall are merely decorative.
  5. You didn’t find enough change in your couch to go out to eat.
  6. Your keyboard needs more crumbs.
  7. You have a particularly elegant chewing style that you hope others in the office will see and admire.
  8. Dr. Oz says eating al desko fights free radicals in your body.
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