Today CNN reported that scientists found a fossil of the oldest recorded life on Earth: sponges in the shape of wishbones, rings, perforated slabs, and anvils. I don’t know about you, but to me the conclusion is obvious. Lucky Charms cereal (with its hearts, moon, stars, and clovers) is a direct descendent of these 650 million-year-old sponges. For more details, see and judge for yourself.

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