Melinda wouldn’t have cleavage if it weren’t for duct tape. It’s her most secret beauty secret. She’s a little short, so the duct tape also comes in handy for hemming pants, since she never learned to sew. When she gets older, she plans to use it as a stopgap until she can get a real face lift. Of course, she’ll have to change her hairstyle to cover it, and she’s prepared to do that. You do what you have to do.

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