1. He’s not the brightest aurora in the borealis.
  2. He’s not the quickest bunny in the burrow.
  3. She’s as shallow as a plate.
  4. She looks like something washed up on the beach.
  5. She’s sharp as a fang.
  6. He has a flatulent manner of speaking.
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