Cop 1: I had an idea for a cartoon.

Cop 2: Okay. Let’s hear it.

Cop 1: The caption is ‘Keister Island’ and instead of all those head statues, there are butt statues.

Cop 2: Brilliant.

Cop 1: No really. Scale of one to ten?

Cop 2: Three. Maybe four if you draw it good.

Cop 1: I can’t draw. You can have the idea. A little present.

Cop 2: Knit me a scarf instead.

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