Cop 1: I had an idea for a cartoon.
Cop 2: Okay. Let’s hear it.
Cop 1: The caption is ‘Keister Island’ and instead of all those head statues, there are butt statues.
Cop 2: Brilliant.
Cop 1: No really. Scale of one to ten?
Cop 2: Three. Maybe four if you draw it good.
Cop 1: I can’t draw. You can have the idea. A little present.
Cop 2: Knit me a scarf instead.